brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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