I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You can make out without kissing
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