Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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