I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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