if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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