I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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