Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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