"it" just moved
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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