Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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