Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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