i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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