your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
