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wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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