How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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