why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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