I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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