so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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