Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
How naked do you want me to be?
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