Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
