So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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