why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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