i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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