dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
