Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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