Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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