i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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