Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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