she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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