What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm having to shit out rocks
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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