We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
