so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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