You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
please don't ironically join a cult
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