yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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