the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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