my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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