ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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