i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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