you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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