I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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