Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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