we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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