nut hugger
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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