it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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