I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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