i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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