We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
