i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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