why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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