I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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