I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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